After everyone went to bed Null woke up and kissed Worufu on the head before walking around the mall for a bit of exercise, the power was still on oddly, and Null looked around and saw a girl kneeling over a box of Snickers
Null: ummm...excuse me miss b--
yin: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! (Demonically)
Null: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! (girly)
yin: oooh, hehe im sorry
Null: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiit's okay...heh...what are you doing up?
yin: im lookin for mah TWINKIES! it's been so long since i've seen them!
Null: *runs off like Ben did screaming*
yin: was it something I said ='(
Null: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs head first into Hot Topic and hits the Naruto Head bands stack* ...OW...oooh a Solid Snake Bandana! *puts it on* :3 *picks up a Crowque mallet and sees Fox but doesn't know it's fox* AH! *beats Fox in the head 20 times with the mallet and Fox falls backwords and wags his tail in unconsiousness*
Fox: *flips Null off and punches him in the testiculars*
Null: 0.0 OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *falls over in pain*
Fox: you bastard...*passes out*
Null: *gets up and limps out of the store and goes to the security room and messes with the sound system a bit* hmmm... *hooks up my MP3 to the system and plays Ventrillo Dota by Basshunter* :3 *turns it up as high as I can* XDDDD
Fox: *wakes up* huh? OH YEAH TIME TO GO CLUBBIN AT WILLIAMETTE MALL!
everyone else: CLUBBIN AT WILLIAMETTE!
Null: *sings Dota into the PA System*
antoniodumass: *does the Swedish parts of the song*
Null: *does the English fill for it* (Have One on the House etc.)
Everyone else downstairs: *dancing clubbin and moshing to the song*
Null: *changes the song to When Worlds Collide by Powerman 5000 after DotA wraps up and sings it while Antionio and Jonas play guitar for it and Worufu is behind us doin the drums while everyone else is head banging and moshing to the song*
Leggy: WTF?! Null can sing?! now this I gotta see! *Checks it out and sees that we're just playin Rockband on the Intercom*
Jonas: Hi Leggy! wassup!
Worufu: yo!
Antonio: hi!
Null: you'll see what it's like when worlds COLLIDE!!!!!!!!!! ARE YA READY TO GO ARE YA READY TO GO AT THE END OF ALL TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!
Leggy: O_o Null...don't sing... EVER!
Null: *finishes song* but WHY?!
Leggy: cuz it sounds like a Kitty killing a Puppy! and that's not cute either!
kitten: *jumps on Leggy's head and curls up inna ball purring*
Leggy: :3 hehe Null check it out, I gotta cat on mah head *looks up*
Null: niiiiiice XDDDDDDD now for teh emo drama *holds out wrist exposing my veins and Kitten and Leggy and everyone else stare at me* what? *pulls out an electric shaver and puts it to my wrists* hmmmm...
Leggy: I don't think your doing it right Nulleh
Worufu: yeah and if you do cut i'll kick your ass!
Null: Okay I won't! *sits in offive chair and spins around and eats a cake like L from Death Note*
Jonas: XDDDD Lol
meanwhile in the mosh pit, yin goes into a sugar induced state of insanity
yin: DO YOU HEAR THEM!?!?!
Kyle: hear who?
yin: the lag ninjas, there coming to give us all lag, we must eat snickers as to hone in out hearing so we can hear them! *twitch*
Kevin: Ooooooooookie doookie then, no more sweets for you...
yin: how about no more breathing for you!!!
Kyle: caaaalm down yin we're you're friendz
yin: *snarls*
Kevin: eep! NULL END THE STORY RIGHT HERE AND WORK ON A PART 5 WHERE WE LIVE!
Null: huh?
Kevin: nevermind...
(To Be Continued)
Null: oooh I hope I live
Leggy: I don't ^-^













Comments
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too the last I grapple with thee, from hell's heart I stab at thee, for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee
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'Auschwitz happens when people look at a slaughterhouse and think they are only animals' -Theodore Adorno
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break all the chains
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und du konntest es alles haben
Mein Reich aud Schmutz Ich werde dich fallen lassen!
ich werde dich verletzen
Try and understand that without using an online translator XD
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"An inch of time,
an inch of gold;
An inch of gold cannot buy
an inch of time."
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