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I Am Retard Part 7 by ~Null03366:iconNull03366:



Well After Brody proposed to Tara yin helped Tara pick out a dress and Null helped Brody pick out a fine as tuxedo to show off his inner pimp

Null: *picks up a Black suit that the Godfather would wear* This?
Brody: nah too Gody XDDDDDDDD *picks up and puts on a big green tuxedo* How does this look Null?
Null: *looks* you look like a Big Green Booger! try something with some style there buddeh *hands Brody a see thru Tuxedo* she'll love it
Brody: along with all the other women here!
Null: good point there...but what's to love XDDDDDDDDD
Brody: >8( *picks up Micro Uzi*
Null: CHILL!
Brody: then stop crackin jokes and help me fine a suit that Tara'd love!!!
Null: *rummages trhough a pile of tuxedos* ummm she likes Pink right?
Brody: yeah
Null: *picks up a nice pink tuxedo with pink hat with a peacock feather in it*
Brody: PERFECT!!!
Null: now put it on you poor, soon to be pink, bastard
Brody: K :D

Meanwhile yin and Tara are working onna dress for Tara to wear

yin: well Tara how about this? *picks up a cocktail dress* -.^?
Tara: I don't want guys seeing my ass!
yin: well if you and Brody go at it more then ever now then what's the point we're gonna see it sooner or later...
Tara: -O_O-
yin: hehe I got you figured out!
Tara: ehhhh...just find me a good wedding dress
Kyle: *eats Cocktail dress* I EAT THE REJECTS!
Tara: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! GET OUT GET OUT!!! I AM NOT DECENT! *wearing pink undergarments*
Kyle: I've seen more of ya on MSN so don't worry
Tara: -O_o- eep
yin: just ignore him, how about this? *holds up a wedding dress that says "Mayo here" and it points down to the "Sandwhich area"*
Tara: ummm I won't be wearing any umm..."Garders"
yin: you're goin commando at the wedding for Brody's easy acess to play "Battleship"?
Tara: -O_O- maybe?
yin: *picks up a nice pink wedding dress* this?
Kyle: *eats all the rejects* XDDDDDDDDD
Tara: I like the pink one yin
Kyle: awww...but I wanted to eat that one...
yin: eat the other pink ones >.>
Kyle: OKAY *eats all the pink dresses except the one in yin's hand*
Tara and yin: *face palm*

now Null has finally finished building a wedding Alter and Fox made a cross and Jonas and Kitten made the reefs and Shuji and Worufu and Miimloo all find pretty dresses and flowers to be Tara's Bride's maids and to make the mall pretty and nice smelling

Null: *dresses up in Priest robes and pulls out a bible and sighs*
Brody: *waits at the alter and is nervous and shakes back and forth*
Jonas: *lays a hand on Brody for support as the Best Man should*
Brody: thanks Jonas
Jonas: relax it ain't like this is a shotgun wedding at least, with that it is a case of Wife or Death
Brody: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
kitten: *plays the church organ* :3

Tara is escorted by the Maid of Honor, yin, and the flower girl, Yimi (XDDDD), and the walk all the way up to the alter Brody, close to fainting at the beautiful sight of Tara and Tara sweating at the sight of Brody wearing a suit too tight for him

Null: *coughs* Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today to join these 2 in holy matramony, if there is a reason why they shouldn't be married, speak now, or forever shut the hell up, cuz I don't wanna hear about it later
everyone: *silent*
Null: good, now, Do you Tara wa take Brody B to be your lawfully wedded husband to hold and to cherish until death do you part?
Tara: huh?
Null: DO YOU WANT TO MARRY THA PEPTO BISMOL GUY OR NOT?!
Tara: I do :3
Null: *face palm* Brody do you take Tara to be your lawfully wedded wife in sickness and in health till death do you part?
Brody: what?
Null: *MAJOR FACE PALM* J-Just say "I Do" dumbass...
Brody: I do, Dumbass...
Null: ...close enough you may kiss the bride
Tara and Brody: huh?
Null: MAKE OUT WITH EACHOTHER AS USUAL!!!
Tara: *Kisses Brody deeply and passionatly*
Brody: *kisses Tara sweetly and passionatly*
Null: super, okay now you're married! now to play the after wedding Music, HIT MEH KITTEN!
Kitten: *does the Organ Part to Freebird*
Null: *plays the Freebird guitar and sings it too*
Brody and Tara: *hold hands and walk down the asile*
everyone but yin: *Throw rice at Brody and Tara*
yin: *eats as much fuckin rice as she can*
Null: *picks up the music box from and ice cream truck and throws it across the mall*
yin: *hears it* ............ ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs in the direction of the music* NULL NULL IT'S THE ICE CREAM MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S THE ICE CREAM MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SQUEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Null: *does the crazy Freebird Solo* yeah yin the Ice Cream Man is gonna make millions after the world ends...
Ben: *rides by in an Ice Cream Truck and looks over at Fox whose riding with him* watch and lets see how fast I make yin run *takes the truck to top speed*
yin: *runs as fast as she fuckin can running next to the ice cream truck and bangs on the door* OPEN THIS DAMN DOOR!!!!!!!!!!!
Fox: O_o she's fast!!!
Ben: hell yeah! *slams on breaks*
yin: *runs into ice cream truck mirrior and does a double sowcow whip flip and lands on Leon (Cheat fan one)* LEON LEON I DID A DOUBLE SOWCOE WHIP FLIP!
Leon: A Nose?
Null: *still doing the insanely godly long solo to Freebird* PANT PANT! someone end this before my arm pops off!!!!!!!!!!

(TO BE CONTINUED)
yin: no ice cream? ='(
Fox: *Hands yin a Toffee bar*
yin: :D *MUNCH*
Fox: OW MAH ARM!!!!!!!!!!
Null: uh oh...medic!
©2008-2009 ~Null03366
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well here is the epic wedding part of the I Am Retard Series!
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xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omfg omfg omfg xDDDDDDDDD

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'Auschwitz happens when people look at a slaughterhouse and think they are only animals' -Theodore Adorno
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ya liken you're Tuxedo there Broski?

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und du konntest es alles haben

Mein Reich aud Schmutz Ich werde dich fallen lassen!

ich werde dich verletzen

Try and understand that without using an online translator XD
a pink tucsedo a pink dress...o mah gosh they must be flamigos in descuise

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throws icee hits leggy
leggy:gets two double bladed chainsaws*
dudle:um...you aren't mad
Leggy:chops my head off*NO...
dudles head: omg I've been decapimatated!!!!!

my icon belongs to captainduck...I think
lmfao XD

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break all the chains
LOL Epic wedding scene!

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und du konntest es alles haben

Mein Reich aud Schmutz Ich werde dich fallen lassen!

ich werde dich verletzen

Try and understand that without using an online translator XD
nope they are just made out of Pepto Bismol

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und du konntest es alles haben

Mein Reich aud Schmutz Ich werde dich fallen lassen!

ich werde dich verletzen

Try and understand that without using an online translator XD
mmmmmmmmmmm pepto bismol

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throws icee hits leggy
leggy:gets two double bladed chainsaws*
dudle:um...you aren't mad
Leggy:chops my head off*NO...
dudles head: omg I've been decapimatated!!!!!

my icon belongs to captainduck...I think
ummmm yeah youuuuu just drink it when you have (sings this part) NESUA HEARTBURN INDIGESTION UPSET STOMACH DIRREAH! HEY PEPTO BISMOL!

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und du konntest es alles haben

Mein Reich aud Schmutz Ich werde dich fallen lassen!

ich werde dich verletzen

Try and understand that without using an online translator XD

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