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I Am Retard part 10 by ~Null03366:iconNull03366:



while everyone was running from the "Closet of Fornication" (No fun intended XDDDD) Null ran riiiight into a Grand Theft Auto IV Stand up poster.

Null: Hi Niko!!!!
*stand up poster falls over on Null*
Null: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *crash*
Jonas: LOL Null you de-tard!
kitten: X3
Fox: weren't we running from something?
Null: IDK but Niko is heavy get him off!!!
Jonas: nah maybe later
Null: *lifts the poster off of him*
Jonas: that reminds me, hey kitten wanna go play Rainbow 6 Vegas 2 or Grand Theft Auto IV with me?
kitten: ummmm...Rainbow 6 Vegas 2, Jonas
Jonas: cool let's go *runs to EB Games and turns on the 360 and plays Rainbow 6 Vegas 2 with kitten*
Fox: That just leaves you Null me and yin *looks at yin and she is on the ground shaking*
Null: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
yin: I do powdered sugar *twitch*
Fox: ...wanna take her to get her stomach pumped and to rehab?
Null: sounds like the smartest thing i've heard all day!
Fox: lets go then Null *gets Null to help him lift yin and take her to the medical hospital in the mall*
yin: they tried to make me go to rehab and I said no no no!
Null:...yes yes yes you ish!

meanwhile Jonas and kitten are playing RB6V2

Jonas: okay now to throw a Grenade hit the B button
Kitten: *throws grenade and blows the hell outta Jonas and 20 other Terrorists* THIS IS FUN!!!
Jonas: O_o DAYUM! you got 'nade throwin skills!!!
kitten: Thanks :3
Jonas: seriously you should be on Live with me More!
Kitten: and play against who? Null? He SUCKS AT RB6V2!
Jonas: the dumbest thing he did was blow himself up with an incendiary kitten he don't suck we all do...
Kitten: *twitches and shoots the hell out of another terrorist with the 'Nub Cannon' full automatic shotgun* WHOSE NEXT FOR PWNAGE!!! AH HA!!!
Jonas: wow you've become just like I did when I first started playin FPS! Good job
Kitten: XD I love FPS now!!!
Jonas: *snipes a terrorist behind kitten* yeah they sneak up on ya in this game
Kitten: *picks up an M60AO4* I got a BIIIIIIIIG GUN!!!
Jonas: NEAT!!!
Kitten: *shoots the hell out of a wall and kills 17 Terrorists*
Jonas: ONE MORE TO GO!
Kitten: YAY!!! *the power in the mall goes out*
Jonas: WTF?
Monster: *lands ontop of the TV and crushes it and it's jaw increses in size by looking at Jonas and Kitten* RAWR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *scary dying mental patient scream*
Jonas: *picks up a pistol he found and shoots the monster repeatidly*
kitten: *jumps on monster and rips his head off*
Monster: *falls over dead*
Jonas: What the hell? isn't this suppose to be funny and not sca--
Tara: BOO!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!
Jonas: HOLY SHIT! *SHOOTS EVERYWHERE MISSING EVERYONE*
Brody: damn dude chill man what the hell
kitten: O_O meep
Brody: what is i- *sees monster* WTF?!
Ben: See?! he's comin to get ya he's a comin to get ya!

(TO BE CONTINUED!)

Null: okay yin we just need to pump your stomach of sugar
yin: NEVAH!!! *FLIPS NULL ON HIS BACK*
Fox: *holds yin down* Null knock her out now!
Null: *puts a mask on her to knock her out* shh shh shh
yin: damn you...you...ninja...cookie...salad...ore-...*sleeps*
Null: *sticks tube in her belly button and pumps all the sugar out*
Fox: now we take her to rehab and kick her of this damned habit!
Null: time to fade to black folks see ya in Part 11!
Fox: what?
Null: nothin >.>
©2008-2009 ~Null03366
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well it is finally here! Part 10 sorry to keep ya waitin please wait and comment
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lol too funny

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UNIVERSAL FOX DOMINATION!!!!! WE TEH FOXES SHALL TAKES OVER THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!
HAHAHAHA powered sugar XD nice XDDDDD

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break all the chains
xDDDD

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'Auschwitz happens when people look at a slaughterhouse and think they are only animals' -Theodore Adorno
Yay, another one!! XDD

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"An inch of time,
an inch of gold;
An inch of gold cannot buy
an inch of time."
I know everyone seems to like it

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und du konntest es alles haben

Mein Reich aud Schmutz Ich werde dich fallen lassen!

ich werde dich verletzen

Try and understand that without using an online translator XD

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